This article is both hilarious and stingy. A few highlights:

“Honestly, I don’t remember your team getting the ball past half-court. I think I only stuck around until the end because you needed a ride home.”

“That Gary Carter game was giving you the advice we were all giving you … I suppose it probably stung a bit more coming from an arcade gimmick.”

I was never one for sports. My dad is proud of the fact that I never failed at trying to make him proud.

http://www.cracked.com/article_17382_my-dad-ranks-my-7-most-embarrassing-athletic-failures.html